jellytier:

***my style lacks consistency, if you have something specifically in mind please provide a visual example to the style you’re referring to***

Contact me on:

Money goes to bloodplayva@live.com on paypal

Rules:

  • I shan’t draw mechs and porn
  • I will try my hardest with anything you give me, no matter how difficult it will be
  • I accept money before or after the piece is done

You can find more examples of my less recent art on my tumblr
           If you have any questions please feel free to contact me

noooooooope:

josephsk:

crunchcaptain:

hats that are eggs. Egg Hats

is this the secret to easter

Happy Easter.

koujaku:

i just

koujaku:

i just

I hope she’ll be a tool — that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little tool, just a real asshole.
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (via underwhelmingbookquotes)

wendycorduroy:

THE WORLDD IS FUCKGIGN INCREDIBLE IM NOT GOGIGNT O CONTINUE THIS MY BRAIN IS ALREADY EXPLODGN FROM WHAT WE’VE ACHIEVED AS A HUMAN RACE

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

why is today the worst day of my life

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
skrelp:

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

she actually lost first place and is in third, so you all should keep voting for her to at least beat racist katy perry!!
I don't have cable, what's "Faking It"?
Anonymous

princessbrat7:

Get this! A show about two “awkward” cis white heterosexual girls pretending to be freaky lesbians so they can be popular! Because being out in high school makes you SO cool ! The get invited to all the parties now that they are lesbians! The show is a comedy too, you can laugh at many of the jokes ranging from “Does that mean I’m the butch ?” ー because you know you need one girl and one boy in ever lesbian relationship, to “I’ve need some lesbian energy in my life” ー because lesbians are fun objects, like scented candles ! The show is very quirky and I bet EVERY ally in town will be tuning to see it ! Who do you ship?

True love

True love

jellytier:

***my style lacks consistency, if you have something specifically in mind please provide a visual example to the style you’re referring to***

Contact me on:

Money goes to bloodplayva@live.com on paypal

Rules:

  • I shan’t draw mechs and porn
  • I will try my hardest with anything you give me, no matter how difficult it will be
  • I accept money before or after the piece is done

You can find more examples of my less recent art on my tumblr
           If you have any questions please feel free to contact me

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT